Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 25, 2005

Transcript:

"Hi... Can I help you?" "Yes, uh, my social life has been pretty sad and lonely as of late, and I was wondering if you could give me some times for meeting women..." "Sir..." "Ma'am?" "...The department of social services is not here to improve your social life." "Oh... Heeey, you doing anything this Friday?"