Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 31, 2005
Transcript:
"Bowl, you stupid Pig." "I can't... I don't want to hurt them." "Listen, moron... They're bowling pins, not living things... They don't think... They don't feel pain. Now bowl, before I punch you in the head." "He's punching him in the head." "Do something, Bob!" "Gimme a break, Nadine... I've got no arms or legs!" "Coward."
don’t worry about the bowling pins, worry about the ball!