Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 03, 2005
Transcript:
"Erwin, did you put these pins in the back alley?" "No, boss... I've been too busy with that pig who refuses to bowl... Now he's lying down in front of the pins." "Are you kidding me?? SO now no one will bowl in that lane for fear of hurting that stupid pig?" "Well, almost no one." "Alright, now... If I nail you in the back of the head, we're calling it a spare."
Oh, not just one.. there are two willing to do it…