Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 07, 2005
February 06, 2005
February 08, 2005
Transcript:
"That restaurant on Fourth Street is hiring waiters." "Yeah, I heard... I guess they do't pay very well, so they're having trouble finding someone good." "Well, I hope they up the pay scale because I'd hate to see that place ruiced by bad service." "...If you ask for one more water refill, I will break your @*!@!@* knees."
I would smash the plate over Rat’s head, then draw some of his blood and use it in experiments involving plants.
Specifically, if blood-infused water helps plants grow better than regular water.