Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 08, 2005

Transcript:

"Hello, sir... Can I take your - Oh.. are you eating alone tonight?" "Yeah, why?" "Oh... Well, we require our friendless customers to ear this shirt and hat... The "L" stands fro "Loser" But it can also stand for "Lonely" "loneliness" or "Laughable." "Are you *#!@!@! kidding me?!! You think I'm gonna wear that insulting @*#@!!?" "What's all the commotion?"