Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 15, 2005
February 14, 2005
February 16, 2005
Transcript:
"Hi... I'd liek a dozen roses for my wife." "FRine... We call that arrangement the "I love my wife, but not as much as my wallet" bouquet." "What about two dozen?" "That's the "I love my wife, but will not buy more than the minimum needed to avoid appearing cheap" bouquet." "Happy birthday, honey." "Is that you, dear?"
I wonder what goes after that.