Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 01, 2005
Transcript:
"Why are you wearing a giant oven mit, Pig?" "Because my ego is very fragile and my feelings are easily hirt." "Pig... An oven mitt will not protect your feelings. Peope will hurt you just like they did before." "...But they won't know when I cry." "He's right... It takes away half the fun."
that gotta hurt