Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 06, 2005
Transcript:
"What are you looking at?" "Pictures of my cousins... My herd just sent them to me." "Are those the zebras that live on the plains and have to run from lions?" "Yep." "Who's that one?",br>"That's the fastest Zebra in our family... They call him "The speed demon." "Gee... That's neat... How 'bout that guy?" "He's the strongest Zebra in the entire herd... They call him "the mighty Hercules." "Wow... And who's that one?" "Oh... Tha'ts the slowest zebra in the family." "What do they call him?" "Food"
when i first read this i thought it said the FATTEST zebra’s name was speed demon, which made no sense to me, so i read it again.