Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 16, 2005
Transcript:
"Mr. Johnson! What happened to you?"<Br>"I was working ourside and someone just hit me from behind... WHen I woke up, my kid's inflatable pool was gone.'<Br>"My goodness! This neighborhood's just becoming too dangerous.. You should consider getting a guard duck, like we did." "A guard duck? Do those really work?"<Br>"You bet... Come see ours."<Br>"Deny. Deny. Deny."
As far as I can tell, nothing provoked Guard Duck here, which is unusual for him.