Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 25, 2005

Transcript:

"Hey, guys... How many books have you sold?" "None of your business, you little bookstore flunky. Now please... Go back to setting up your useless "Harry Potter" displays..." "I'd like to, but the store wants me to clean up your table.... Bill Amend, the guy who draws "Foxtrot," has a signing here in five minutes." "Oh, please... I've seen that strip... Mr. Amend shall sit alone, pondering his pitiful absence of fans..." "..........Clearly, Mr. Amend invited family."