Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 14, 2005
Transcript:
"Rat, The Life Coach" "...And when my wife died in '92, my life totally fell apart, and I can't get it back on track." "What's your favorite farm animal?" "What's that have to do with my wife?" "Nothing. Why do you ask?" "Because that's what I was discussing." "Sorry...I wasn't listening."
The ones where the joke is just Rat being a complete b*stard and not getting any comeuppance for it do get a bit tiresome.