Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 03, 2005
May 02, 2005
May 04, 2005
Transcript:
"Me sad. Me want keel you frend, zeeba, but he no let me. Mebbe ,e cry." "Dude, listen...all you gotta do is follow what those crocodiles do on the nature shows. They just sit real still in a body of water for hours and try to fool their prey into thinking they're loss." "Logs?" "Logs." "Psssst....Larry! No wheestle!"
I do not know why I’m still friends with Rat considering he gives advice on how to kill my closest friend and will betray Zebra for money. Not to mention the constant concussions he gives me with various sports equipment…