Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 16, 2005
Transcript:
"Hey! It's "six-inch Susie"...How goes it, Susie?" "Not good, Pig...I'm so lonely...I'd always dreamed of being that Debra Winger character in 'An Officer and a Gentleman,' where a man in uniform would just walk into my life and sweep me off my feet...but no...it's never happened."br>Joe's Custodial "...It's nice to see dreams come true."
She should really meet Hobart the miniature train engineer.