Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 26, 2005

Transcript:

"There's a band of gypsies waaiting at the front door. They sy they're here to buy a pig. did you sell me?" "I'm afraid so." "why would you sell your best friend?" "Because I needed the money to buy a new 'iPod.'" "You sold me so you could buy a portable music player?" "Yeah, but dude, it stores like 15,000 songs. And besides, gypsies love to keep pigs as pets, so I'm sure they'll provide you with a nice, loving home." "Charcoal getting cold." "What you want? Me barge in living room?"