Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 29, 2005

Transcript:

"Hullo, zeeba neighba...leesten...we cwockydiles get new job. Be stand-up comic. You like." "Yes. Gud day. Uh. Hey, Larry friend...Why zeeba no able to drink from watering hole?" "Peese tell me, Bob?" "Because me tear off HEAD!!" "...ba DUM bum...KSSHHH." "Peese dwive home safewee."