Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 13, 2005
Transcript:
"Hey, Rat...listen, don't take this the wrong way, but I think your collection of books in the bathroom has grown out of hand...could I get rid of a few?" "List, Moron...reading on the John is one of life's great pleasures. You will not touch a single book, and you will not call my collection "out of hand."" "I'm sorry." "Don't apologize to me...apologize toGladys, whose very livelihood you casually threatened." "I'm sorry, Gladys." "Shhhhh!"
Actually this is actually pretty cool.