Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 06, 2005

Transcript:

"Sale Pickles" "Where do pickles come from?" "They come from cucumbers." "How does that happen?" "Well, if a cucumber falls behing in his gambling debts, they dump him in vinegar solution and watch him shrivel up......sad, isn't it?....." "RUN, YOU LEGLESS FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE GREEN THING, RUN!!" "If your friend spills out one more pickle jar, I'm calling the police." "Call 'em now. He's out of his gourd."