Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 12, 2005
July 11, 2005
July 13, 2005
Transcript:
"Hulloooo, zeeba neighba...Leesten...Yesaday, Cousin Jeemy die when choke on antylope bone...We went raise money preent pamphlet say, 'Chew You Antylope Carefully'....Mebbe you help...Give donashun." "WHAT? Those antelopes just moved in yesterday and you've already eaten one?? How 'bout I write my OWN pamphlet for crocodiles titled, 'I hope you choke on everything you eat, you stupid, heartless evil MURDERERS!!" "Sound like we no on same page."
Might have missed this one, thanks guys | Eight dead crocs | 1, Vern by asphyxiation: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/04/19 | 2, Mrs. Larry by heart attack and/or divine justice: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/05/13 | 3, Uncle Tim by murder (unknown weapon used by unknown croc): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/05/19 | 4, Skippy by murder (shot with a shotgun by unknown croc): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/06/16 | 5, Lou by murder (shot with a revolver by unknown cousin): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/06/23 | 6 & 7, baby crocs by swallowing (eaten by Debbie, double kill): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/07/10 | 8, Cousin Jimmy (or Jeemy) by choking (on antelope bone) https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/07/12 |