Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 24, 2005

Transcript:

"What is that thing, Rat?" "Well, since I've always complained about having to live ina world filled with idiots, I thought I'd actually DO something about it...hence, this..." "Ball o' splendid isolation" "The 'Ball o' splendid isolation'?" "Yes. It's a self-contained opaque ball...once inside, I can't SEE other people. I can't HEAR other people...it's 100% moron free." "But aren't you bored?" "Au contraire, you lard-filled menace...I've got my iPod, pasta, beer and cable." "In short, I have achieved the closest thing to nirvana that one may attain in this stupid life...and now, I close the hatch and say, 'Goodbye, fool world.'" "...Duuuude...that ROCKS." "Yeah...mad props to you, little dude." "Pat pat pat" "AAAHHHHH" "Duuuude...it rolls." "Hey...like...no disrespect, dude."