Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 05, 2005

Transcript:

"So...Mister...Crocodile...I understand this is your first visit to a psychiatrist...What brings you in here?..." "Me total loser. Need help." "Well, listen, right off the bat, I'm going to caution you against calling yourself such schoolyard names...As a mental health professional, I assure you that no sentient being is ever a 'loser'...We are all living, breathing souls in need of warmth, comfort and loving acceptance." "You sound like loser, too."