Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 16, 2005
August 15, 2005
August 17, 2005
Transcript:
"Do you realize thatthere are 350,000 people born every day?" "Awww...That's niiiice. I love little babies." "No, you moron...It's terrible...It means that in just one day, the world produces 350,000 more people who will one day be fighting me for that last parking spot at the mall." "Oh, gee...When you put it that way, it IS scary." "Isn't it?" "Oh, yeah...I mean, think of all those angry babies who can't even find the brake pedal." "Okay...Let's stop talking now." "IT'S ON THE LEFT, LITTLE GUY!! IT'S ON THE LEEEEEFT!!!"
That’s a lot of overpopulation. I sometimes feel like we should work on mutating living organisms into massive versions that can kill humans easily, then release them in cities across the globe.