Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 20, 2005

Transcript:

"My life is all screwed up...I think I'll become a psychiatrist." "If your life is all screwed up, shouldn't you SEE a psychiatrist?" "Oh, no...You only SEE a psychiatrist if your life is a little screwed up...If your life is REALLY, REALLY screwed up, you BECOME a psychiatrist." "Oh..." "...I'm not very smart, am I?" "Geez, dude...Where'd you THINK psychiatrists came from?..."