Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 26, 2005
August 25, 2005
August 27, 2005
Transcript:
"'Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again.'" "'Scrambled or omelette was the choice. 'I love the taste,' yelled somebody's voice. 'His death was not kind,' cried one of the men, 'But I'd shove that egg all over again.'" "The unknown second verse."
It never says Humpty is an egg. Humpty is a cannon. Look it up.