Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 11, 2005
Transcript:
"Do you think you'll ever get married?" "Not until they eliminate the marriage penalty." "You feel that strongly about taxes?" "It relates to taxes?" "That's all it relates to." "So I'll still be stuck with one woman who cuts her hair short and yells at me?" "Never mind." "I knew it was too good to be true."
50% of all marriages end in divorce…