Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 21, 2005
Transcript:
"Pearl's Journey Across America..." "That does it!...I can't stand being in this stupid, boring bus any-more! I gotta get out! I gotta have fun! I gotta party, Dude...NOW!" "You can't Rat...we have to get to California." "The @@#* I can't...I'm getting out at the next stop no matter what it is and I'm gonna drink and I'm gonna smoke and you can go on without me for all I @*#*&^$@ care!!..." "Salt Lake City, UT" "Bus Stop" "Care for a pamphlet?"
They don’t do it in Salt Lake, anyway… pretty much everybody there IS a Mormon.