Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 29, 2005
Transcript:
"Sometimes I think the worst of all sins is to have potential and then squander it...don't you think?" "I'm sorry. I didn't hear you. I was trying to memorize a famous poem." "Oh yeah?...Which one?" "'Beans, beans, the magical fruit...the more you eat the more you---' uhh...wait a minute...how's that thing end?" "It doesn't sound like potential is an issue for you." "Aww, nuts...how could I forget my favorite Robert Frost poem??"
The version I heard was:
Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart!The more you eat, the more you ****!