Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 02, 2005
Transcript:
"What are you doing, you stupid pig?" "I got some photos mailed to me, but I dropped the package and now there's not a darn thing I can do about it." "Just bend down and pick it up, you moron." "I can't. Look..." "Do Not Bend Do Not Bend" "...Frightening, isn't it?" "More than you know."
Pastis is the best. As a May 18, 1955 goat the May 18, 2019 strip was right up my alley.