Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 18, 2006
Transcript:
"Excuse me, Pal...Sorry to interrupt. But can I borrow the car keys?" "Aren't you the broccoli from our fridge?" "Yeah, but I gotta get out, man...I can't take it anymore." "Okay...here...but be discreet about it...If word gets out among the other produce, they're all gonna want to leave." "Gotcha." "...We're hearing talk."
That tomato’s got a nice pear.