Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 01, 2006
January 31, 2006
February 02, 2006
Transcript:
"What's that thing?" "It's a seismograph...I bought it to chart your fatness...right now each one of your steps produces the equivalent of a magnitude 1.9 earthquake." "Oh, no...that's bad." "Well, the good news is that yesterday yhour walking produced a 2.1...so perhaps your fatness is diminishing." "Yay! Yay! Yay!" "...You've destroyed Tokyo."
i think it would have been bigger considering pig destroyed tokyo