Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 06, 2006
Transcript:
"What are you doing, Pig?" "Standing guard... I've been up three straight nights... You see, eleven years ago, I got into a terrible fight with a sea anemone, the details of which are too painful to recount, and this is the year he swore to get his revenge... ...I feel he is near." "Okay, dude... Your sad little cranium has morphed into a delusional funhouse... Get some sleep... Now." "Okay..." "At last."
“His” name is Annie May, remember?