Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 12, 2006
Transcript:
"What are you doing? "We practice death rolls. Crocs does it when dey catch prey in jaws. Snaps neck. Loser dies." "That's hideous." "HAHA... Dat nature, pal. Show heem, Clarence... Show heem how losers die." "CLOMP" "Roll roll roll" "Roll roll roll roll roll" "HONK HONK SCREEEEEECH AAAAAAAHHH THUMP THUMP" "And dat's how losers die."
Up to at least nine, possibly ten.