Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 14, 2006
February 13, 2006
February 15, 2006
Transcript:
"Happy Valenteen Day, zeeba neighba! Does you want me shoot you in hed repeetedly?" "Cupid shoots harmless little arrows into your backside to make you fall in love. He does not commit premeditated homicide." "What dis "fall een love"?" "You meet someone to share your life with... To care about... To hold..." "When do killing begin?" "There is no killing." "What a stoopid holiday."
We give each other candy and love hearts, To celebrate a man whose skull is on display in the basilica Di Santa maria