Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 23, 2006
March 22, 2006
March 24, 2006
Transcript:
"Hello?" "Hey, Rat... This is Zoe... Listen, on the way to the liquor store, Hammie messed up and ran over some guy... Then he hit a gas pump... Now everything's burning... Sorry." "What??? It was a simple beer run!!!... @*#*! Okay, listen, listen... Buy... the... beer... and run home... fast!!" "But what about the guy we ran over?" "Say you're sorry." "Sorry."
They’re not 21, how can they buy beer?
And Dawkins fan, don’t even start.