Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 12, 2006

Transcript:

"Okay, Farina... I'm gonna try to remain calm... My friend Zebra tells me he saw Dilbert sitting in your bubble." "It's true." "Whaaaa? How could you lie to me like that, Farina?!" "Listen, Rat... It was just one comic strip character... Don't make it bigger than it is." "You're stomping on my black little lump of coal heart, Farina!! Is that what you... Is that what... Is that... Is that..." "...Is that a viking helmet?" "Silly Hagar... Always forgetting stuff."