Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 29, 2006
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Transcript:
"Pig Pig Pig! The hot U.P.S. driver is at the door... Are you ready to finally talk to her?" "To quote my favorite ESPN sportscaster, Stuart Scott, I am as cool as the other side of the pillow." "You're not nervous?" "Cool as the other side of the pillow." "You're not sweating?" "Cool as the other side of the pillow." "You're not tongue-tied?" "Cool as the other side of the pillow." "Flubbida flubbida flubbida flubbida flubbida flubbida flubbida." "Drop it and run."
It’s even weirder when you realize that pigs don’t sweat.