Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 16, 2006
Transcript:
"Hey, my good neighbor, Pig. Who's your feathery homeboy?" "Oh... Hi, Jason... This is my guard duck, but be kinda careful. He's real sensitive and he's got an anger management problem." "Oh yeah? Well, I'd recommend him seeing a psychiatrist, but make sure to find someone who's not a quack!! Hahahaha... Get it?..." "Bad duck."
He borrowed it from Rat. Rat kept it in the basement after winning it in a raffle.