Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 12, 2006
June 11, 2006
June 13, 2006
Transcript:
"Hey there, Pig..." "I hear you hired a dumb guard duck to protect your house. What's a meek little duck gonna do?" "Oh, gee, neighbor Bob... Meekness isn't his problem... It's that he's violent and unstable." "Oh, gee... Violent and unstable, huh?... What's he do, waddle all over the neighbor's toes?..." "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." "Beware of duck."
The first appearance of Guard Duck as we know him today: helmeted and operating a machine gun.