Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 17, 2006
Transcript:
"Listen, little guard duck... Pig asked me to bring you inside... He says it's too cold and dark for you out here... Okay?" "...Are you... An assassin?" "I'm a rat." "You're neither... You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill." "You are so being taken off our 'netflix' account." "...The horror. The horror."
the joke of this strip.