Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 14, 2006
Transcript:
"You ready for dinner, dear?" "Of course me reddy. Me a killer. Trow on floor. Me chase and kill." "Dear...it's really not necessary...It's just-" "Trow on floor, woomun!! Trow on floor!!!" "Why is Dad stomping on the fettucini alfredo?" "Don't look, Billy...Don't look." "Die!! Die!! Die!! Die!!"
Wait, hold up. Junior’s first name is Billy?