Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 16, 2006

Transcript:

munch munch lick munch mmmm "...What are you doing in the closet, Larry?" "Uh...Me tinking of ways to kill zeeba." "You're eating store-bought chicken in shame, aren't you, Larry?!" "Noooo." "Do you have any idea how humiliating it is to see your predator husband eating store-bought chicken in a closet?!" "Well...Me no got husband, so me would juss be guessing." "It's humiliating, Larry! I married a predator! You're supposed to hunt and catch prey, not run to 'Kentucky Fried Chicken'! What am I supposed to even do with a scene like this?!??" "Mebbe shut door?" SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM "But no on Larry's head."