Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 18, 2006

Transcript:

Joe's Roastery "Rat? This is Gary, your manager at the cafe. Where the @#$% are you??" "If you must know, I'm napping." "You're what? You're supposed to be at !@#%$% work!!" "Yes, well, I would have come in, but you seem to have a rather arcane policy of no sleeping behind the register. As I think I warned you, your sad little rules have come back to bite you in the @##." "An apology would be nice."