Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 10, 2006
Transcript:
"Sir, there's been an assassination attempt. Three teens in a Camaro. Fortunately, the device they threw did not explode and I was able to launch a successful counterstrike." "Oh my goodness! What'd they throw??" "That's just a water balloon. They can't hurt you." "You may not like the second half of this story."
how can that little duck hold such a big gun?