Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 08, 2006
November 07, 2006
November 09, 2006
Transcript:
"I believe your success in life is determined by the number of hits you get when you 'Google' your own name...Not surprisingly, a search for 'Rat' and 'Pearls Before Swine' produces a whopping 71,500 hits..." "Hahaha...What a funny coincidence, because just yesterday, I thought I'd have some fun, so I 'Googled' 'Pig' and 'Pearls Before Swine' and got 112,000 hits!...Isn't that the silliest thing?" "Your ego is out of control."
Pig: 1,230,000Rat: 931,000Goat: 445,000Zebra: 193,000Crocs: 151,000Farina: 1,100,000Pigita: 1,860Guard Duck: 524,000Angry Bob: 36,300,000Stephan Pastis: 79,800