Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 02, 2006
Transcript:
"What's that you're signing, Chris?" "Joe's Roastery Christmas cards... all of us employees sign them and they send them to our best customers." Joe's ROASTERY "Do <i>I</i> have to sign them?" "'Fraid so, Rat." Joe's ROASTERY "'Merry blah blah blah bite me.'" "<i>That's</i> not very Christmasy."
It is amazing how long Rat has been keeping this job. Unprecedented.