Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 28, 2007

Transcript:

"Have you noticed how many people are now adding big front porches to their houses?" "What for?" "I dunno... I guess it encourages neighbors to come up and chat..." "Yeah... a bunch of our neighbors are adding them... our block's like one big social gathering!..." "Isn't it funny that after all these years of building larger and larger houses to hide from one another, every one now discovers they miss other people?" "Well... not everyone." "Mornin', rat." "Keep it moving, Bob."