Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 04, 2007
Transcript:
"...And so... if you just... uh.. meet me... like.. uhh..... at the uhh..." "What are you up to, Rat?" "Listening to this idiot's endless message.. all I want is for him to say his stupid phone number." "Soooooo anyhoo..." "Yeah I hate that... it's - " "Wait wait wait.. shut up... I think he's about to say it..." "So... uh... give... uh me... a... call... uh... the number... is" "FIVEFIVEFIVEZEROONEFIVEZEROEXTENSIONTHREEFOURSIXTWO!!" "Why are the slowest message talkers the fastest phone number fivers?" "'CAUSE PEOPLE ARE MORONS!! MORONS!! MORONS!!" BAM BAM BAM
I think he said 5550150(extension)3462 (I don’t know what he meant by “extension” so I just wrote it in parentheses).