Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 07, 2007
Transcript:
"Pig bought a pole from that gentleman's club that shut down." "A pole? You mean one of those things that scantily clad women dance around?" "Yeah. And he's having it installed in our living room." "Wow... our own sweet pig... I can't imagine why he'd ever do such a thing." "Indoor tetherball: A dream come true."
Fortunately, there is no way this could end badly ;)