Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 30, 2007

Transcript:

Pig and Britney at rehab "There sure are a lot of famous people here." "Yeah. No matter what you do wrong now, you check into rehab. It's damage control." "Wow. You're not kidding. That's that movie star, --- -----*... and that's that radio show hose, ---- -------*.. hey, and there's my mayor, ---- -----*.. and that's my congressman, --- ------*" *Deleted at request of my syndicate. "Maybe it'd be quicker to list the people who <i>aren't</i> in here." "Well, there's ----- ------*, but she should be." *Deleted at INSISTENCE of my syndicate.