Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 27, 2007
Transcript:
"How's your son doing?" "Good. That little zebra he was dating is leaving to go back to school... I guess her spring break is over, thank God." "Wonderful. And how's your son taking it.?" "Oh, hahaha... he's fine. He knows it was just a silly childhood crush..." World ending.
…and you and you and you