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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 08, 2007
Transcript:
"Duuude... Bad news... The wife spotted you coming home last night. You were wearing a fanny pack. You're doomed." "Why am I doomed?" "Fanny packs show weakness. It's just one of those unspoken rules." "But I got it during a 'Rick Steves' PBS pledge break." "Oooooh. That didn't help."
In the United Kingdom, “fanny packs” are called “bum bags”, but I can’t say why without getting banned :)